Deep "Evil" Toast


This is some truly evil toast.


At the time of this post, the above item was going for $102.85 with still 8 days and 22 hours left on Ebay. It is the mysterious "Evil Toast"—a piece of toast that is famous all over the world from shows such as TOASTfactor and The Apprentoast to the mysterious island of "Lost". Seen on the piece of toast are the mysterious "Lost" Numbers: 4 8 15 16 23 and 42. For complete information on this evil piece of toast please visit its listing on Ebay..

This item seems to be similar to that of the "Virgin Mary Sandwich Epidemic". However, if you buy it, the money will go to a good cause. 100% of profits will be donated to the Red Cross for Hurricane Katrina relief efforts.

Also, the listing on ebay is quite humorous. The toast apparently solves some of Lost's biggest mysterious:


Take this black smoke for instance...



Bingo!


Also, if you visit the Ebay listing page, be sure to read the F.A.Q. Here are some questions people (supposedly) asked:


Q. If I eat this, will I die?

A. Dear depp...etc. There are only 3 things I know about this evil toast; it's evil and it's unlucky. I don't know what would happen if you ate it. I would not eat it.

Q. What's on the back of the toast?

A. Thanks for your question, nxtreme-jeep. That is the back of the toast. Thanks.

Q. I noticed that if you look at the picture of the evil toast and cross your eyes (or look through) it, like the "Magic Eye" you can see different numbers. If you add the new numbers and multiply by the prime numbers of the originals, then divide by pi, will the remainder be evil? My life hangs in the balance based on the answer to this question.

A. Thanks for you question, guttermanek. I am doing it right now and can totally see what you're saying. All of the sudden, I feel like my life is hanging in the balance too and th


EvilToast05 is an active member of The Lost Fan Blog Forum and is the one who told me about this toast. Also, no, the last F.A.Q. question is not cut off. That is how it is displayed on the actual F.A.Q.

Posted byNick at 12:34 PM

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2 comments:

Anonymous said... 1:15 PM  

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Nick said... 2:32 PM  

What exactly do you mean? What tables?

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